Movie Review: Sacramento
Apparently the road to Sacramento is filled with indie pitfalls. Michael Angarano’s first feature really wants to be something important, but along the way he …
Comedy
Movie Review: Splitsville
This is why you write! I remember Jon Favreau making Chef, and smartly casting Scarlett Johansson and Sofia Vergara as his paramours. Michael Angelo Covino …
Movie Review: The Toxic Avenger (2025)
Tony Stark took a dark turn huh? Kidding, obviously, but in the superhero churn and burn malaise of 2025, a movie like The Toxic Avenger …
Movie Review: Eenie Meanie
The title feels a bit like its mocking its own film. When the movie industry was right, Eenie Meanie would have been in theaters for …
Movie Review: Nobody 2
Ok, I was definitely not stoked for this one. The success of the first Nobody was seeing skinny SNL writer/Mr. Show Comedian/Breaking Bad sleazy lawyer …
Movie Review: Freakier Friday
Not a lot of live action family movies coming out of the big studios these days. So even despite my red flags abounding for Freakier …
Movie Review: The Naked Gun
You have one job if you’re gonna dip your toes in the IP game: capture the essence. If you show fans of the previous films …
Movie Review: Fountain of Youth
I get what Fountain of Youth is going for. At its best, this is like National Treasure: using Western folklore and real history to make …
Movie Review: Ick
I guess Bodied pissed off too many people. There’s so many horror distributors these days, it’s amazing that no one wanted to see if Ick …
Movie Review: Happy Gilmore 2
I WAS worried. Happy Gilmore 2 is red flag heaven, and no I’m not talking about the pin. A legacy sequel by a multimillionaire comedian …