Movie Review: Fountain of Youth
I get what Fountain of Youth is going for. At its best, this is like National Treasure: using Western folklore and real history to make …
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Movie Review: The Life of Chuck
God bless my guy Mike Flanagan. He’s never gonna settle, and always gonna take some swings with his movie choices. For the 90th time from …
Movie Review: The Ugly Stepsister
I didn’t think it was possible. Before Disney took over the IP, Cinderella was a tale as old as time, and has been adapted probably …
Movie Review: A Minecraft Movie
There’s 2 reasons to see A Minecraft Movie. You love Minecraft. You have a child that loves Minecraft. If you don’t fall into either camp, …
Movie Review: Freaky Tales
What a wonderful surprise! One of the bolder movie choices a director (in this case 2) can make is not making a character the center …
Movie Review: Red One
I’m growing more and more convinced that Dwayne Johnson isn’t a real person. He’s a humanoid creature molded by corporations to seem human enough to …
Movie Review: The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim
I like the idea. If everything has to be franchise based these days, let’s try what The War of the Rohirrim (WOTR) does. Not only …
Movie Review: Nightbitch
There’s a zillion movies about mothers and children at this point in movie history. Most of them look at the rosy view of motherhood: Oprah’s …
Movie Review: Hot Frosty
In general I made myself a rule around Christmas time: only review 1-2 of those Hallmark or Hallmark adjacent movies per season amidst the sea …
Movie Review: The Greatest Hits
As I get older I’ve grown to appreciate the power of music in my everyday life. It’s maybe the best tool at triggering memories, and …