Movie Review: The Ugly Stepsister
I didn’t think it was possible. Before Disney took over the IP, Cinderella was a tale as old as time, and has been adapted probably …
Horror
Movie Review: Ash
Ash is the type of reboot I can get behind. While big studios talk themselves into brainless old IP, Ash walks a different road to …
Movie Review: Sinners
Now this is exciting. As fun as Creed and Black Panther are, Ryan Coogler was still hamstrung by working within the bounds of the studio …
Movie Review: Death of a Unicorn
Boy can a banger trailer do a lot. Death of a Unicorn uses that 2 minutes to set up a killer premise, with a version …
Movie Review: The Rule of Jenny Pen
As you get older, at some point, you’re going to see the inside of a retirement home or a hospice. The pervasive proximity to death …
Movie Review: The Monkey
I suppose this is a smart pivot after your big breakout. After Osgood Perkins burst onto the directing scene with 2024’s creepy Longlegs, the horror …
Movie Review: The Gorge
2025 is gonna go down as one of the strangest Valentine’s Day movie combos for couples. Instead of picking romcom or action/horror/thriller, movie studios just …
Movie Review: Heart Eyes
It’s definitely the mask. The minute that Heart Eyes mask was designed, I’m pretty sure all the producers got giddy, and immediately got behind Josh …
Movie Review: The Girl With the Needle
Great movies are a balance between art and entertainment. Most movies tread too far into the “entertainment” category, sucking any and all personality from a …