Movie Review: mother!
Jennifer Lawrence is a blessing and a curse simultaneously for mother! The talented actress gets the camera stuck right in her face for most of …
Horror
Movie Review: It Comes At Night
It Comes At Night does not contain the same “it” as It Follows. It is more metaphorical in this case: that thing that you feel …
Movie Review: Alien: Covenant
Alien: Covenant represents everything that is wrong with nostalgia based moviemaking. Let’s use a transcendent, genre subverting franchise to tell the SAME story but with …
Movie Review: Colossal
Colossal is the unholy offspring of an Asian monster movie and an indie “back to the hometown” flick. Wait….unholy is incorrect. What’s the word? Unexpected, …
Movie Review: Life
For a movie called Life, there sure is lots of death. The “definitely not Alien” alien in space horror movie reinvents the wheel because it …
Movie Review: Personal Shopper
Twilight really made lots of non tween girls angry, for many reasons. For me the biggest gripe is the simplification of Kristen Stewart as “the …
Movie Review: Get Out
Normally, saying a horror movie like Get Out comes from the creative mind of a comedian would draw puzzled looks from an audience. However, Jordan …
Movie Review: Split
(A Generic SPOILER ALERT is warranted, it’s best to go into this movie fresh) Remember the days when M. Night Shyamalan was revered for his …
Movie Review: Psycho
Generic [SPOILER ALERT], major spoilers coming… Alfred Hitchcock is the Master of Suspense, for all time. Just LOOK at his resume: Dial M for Murder, …
Movie Review: Ouija: Origin of Evil
Every year for me as a moviegoer, one genre usually stands out amongst the rest as their year. 2016 for me is the year of …