Movie Review: Eternals
Eternals is a strange choice for a Marvel movie, at least in comparison with what the MCU has produced. The closest comp the movie has …
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Movie Review: Venom: Let There Be Carnage
Who hurt Tom Hardy? Since Inception, Hardy has favored roles where his face is completely covered, he has to beat up people to survive, or …
Movie Review: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Oh Marvel, how I missed you. I know 2020 wasn’t good for your movie machine. However, I’m glad you took that time for some introspection, …
Movie Review: The Suicide Squad
I remember when David Ayer’s Suicide Squad was coming out back in 2016, and being super intrigued and excited. A superhero version of The Dirty …
Movie Review: Black Widow
Kevin Feige, you sly devil. I remember being pretty pissed that ScarJo really got the short end of the stick after Avengers Endgame gave a …
Movie Review: F9: The Fast Saga
And the Fast and Furious franchise has hit self aware mode. What started as a street racing Point Break ripoff has now become an international …
Movie Review: Thunder Force
It’s only a matter of time before everyone in Hollywood will play a superhero. Melissa McCarthy, Jason Bateman, and Octavia Spencer can now cross their …
Movie Review: Justice League: The Snyder Cut
Greta Gerwig nailed it in Little Women. There’s a relationship between art and business. Tip too far in either direction and the result is usually …
Movie Review: Wonder Woman 1984
Wonder Woman 1984 is a movie consumed by hype. The 2017 film was a marvel (one time, I promise) when it came out, with a …
Movie Review: The Old Guard
A generic [SPOILER ALERT] warning: The Old Guard is best if you go into it fresh. Just read the review later! I promise you won’t …