Movie Review: Murder on the Orient Express
Kenneth Branagh is not afraid of beloved source material for the masses. His reimagining of Cinderella was well received and Thor wasn’t terrible either. So …
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Movie Review: The Killing of a Sacred Deer
Yorgos Lanthimos is really painting Greece like the saddest place on Earth. His previous outing paints a bleak outlook on humanity’s future in the dating …
Movie Review: Gerald’s Game
I’ve said it before here many times, and I’ll continue to say it: I LOVE where the horror genre is at in 2017. Blumhouse productions …
Movie Review: mother!
Jennifer Lawrence is a blessing and a curse simultaneously for mother! The talented actress gets the camera stuck right in her face for most of …
Movie Review: Dunkirk
You know a director is great when their name alone can push a movie to be released. Very few directors can claim such a status: …
Movie Review: War for the Planet of the Apes
I want everyone out there to know how improbable this was. Planet of the Apes didn’t have any real reason to reboot itself; the story …
Movie Review: It Comes At Night
It Comes At Night does not contain the same “it” as It Follows. It is more metaphorical in this case: that thing that you feel …
Movie Review: Life
For a movie called Life, there sure is lots of death. The “definitely not Alien” alien in space horror movie reinvents the wheel because it …
Movie Review: Fifty Shades Darker
Drop your pants everyone! Fifty Shades Darker is here to fulfill your desperate suburban sexual repression. It’s so stupid that its kinda fun at times …
Movie Review: Elle
Paul Verhoeven must have a fascinating inner life. The dude brought to life really interesting movies like Starship Troopers, Basic Instinct and Robocop, but also …