Movie Review: Fifty Shades Darker
Drop your pants everyone! Fifty Shades Darker is here to fulfill your desperate suburban sexual repression. It’s so stupid that its kinda fun at times …
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Movie Review: The LEGO Batman Movie
Turns out to make a DC comic fun all we needed were Legos. For a movie idea that seems solely built for product placement, the …
Movie Review: John Wick: Chapter 2
Whoever wrote the John Wick book clearly knows it’s gonna end quickly. After a bloody reentrance back into the hitman world last chapter, Keanu Reeves …
Movie Review: Elle
Paul Verhoeven must have a fascinating inner life. The dude brought to life really interesting movies like Starship Troopers, Basic Instinct and Robocop, but also …
Movie Review: The Salesman
Asghar Farhadi is in the current director pantheon, in my opinion. Farhadi, Richard Linklater, Park Chan-wook, and Adam McKay are on the Mt. Rushmore of …
Movie Review: Paterson
It’s really hard to tell a story about a normal person where nothing happens to them. Only Richard Linklater can make movies about nothing that …
Movie Review: The Founder
I spent a lot of the last few years traveling. Yet, I never really got very homesick? How is that possible? Is Europe just that …
Movie Review: Split
(A Generic SPOILER ALERT is warranted, it’s best to go into this movie fresh) Remember the days when M. Night Shyamalan was revered for his …
Movie Review: Back to the Future
Generic [SPOILER ALERT] Time Travel as a concept is great for storytelling. Screenwriters must love the chance to weave twisty, crazy stories that double back …
Movie Review: Requiem for a Dream
Generic [SPOILER ALERT] Make no mistake: drugs can consume people in such a way that not only is their life destroyed, but the lives …