Movie Review: The Naked Gun
You have one job if you’re gonna dip your toes in the IP game: capture the essence. If you show fans of the previous films …
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Movie Review: Fountain of Youth
I get what Fountain of Youth is going for. At its best, this is like National Treasure: using Western folklore and real history to make …
Movie Review: Ick
I guess Bodied pissed off too many people. There’s so many horror distributors these days, it’s amazing that no one wanted to see if Ick …
Movie Review: The Fantastic Four: First Steps
Apologies to Thunderbolts*, but this is where the MCU really needs the win. Marvel’s tried The Fantastic Four a few times now, and have only …
Movie Review: Happy Gilmore 2
I WAS worried. Happy Gilmore 2 is red flag heaven, and no I’m not talking about the pin. A legacy sequel by a multimillionaire comedian …
Movie Review: Sly Lives! (aka The Burden of Black Genius)
I love Questlove’s mission. The amazing musician is also at this point a brilliant moviemaker, intent on showing us parts of music history he thinks …
Movie Review: Don’t Let’s Go to the Dogs Tonight
There’s plenty of movies about racism and racial politics. But not many of those are viewed through the lens of small children, for obvious reasons. …
Movie Review: Tornado
Tornado was clearly inevitable when your name is John Maclean. Wanting to take that die hard namesake, but clearly apply it to your triple loves …
Movie Review: I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
It really is a great title. Boasting the same awesome premise, I Know What You Did Last Summer hopes this new generation of ill fated …
Movie Review: Apocalypse in the Tropics
Maybe that Karl Marx had some good ideas? Religion and Politics, when mixed, prove to be a potent, but VERY dangerous partnership, causing all sorts …