Movie Review: Anaconda (2025)
Anaconda is the movie equivalent of a mediocre Brazilian Churrascaria. Instead of getting the lovely salad bar, you just eat the endless meats thrown at …
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Movie Review: Jay Kelly
Actors, they’re just like us! Noah Baumbach maybe thinks so, but he’s also as interested as we are to dig deep into what makes the …
Movie Review: The Chronology of Water
Twilight might have been the greatest misdirect of all time. Hidden beneath the silly overwrought love story and Taylor Lautner’s abs are Robert Pattinson and …
Movie Review: Christy
Ah the boxing movie. A right of passage for every actor who wants an Oscar someday. This time it’s Sydney Sweeney’s turn to don the …
Movie Review: The Voice of Hind Rajab
This is why I could never be a leader of a country. “Collateral damage” according to the war hawks in governments across the world is …
Movie Review: 2000 Meters to Andriivka
Mstyslav Chernov is making sure we don’t forget. His devastating incredible 20 Days in Mariupol showed us how a war starts, and how a city …
Movie Review: Dead Man’s Wire
Now this is a movie compromise! Way to go Gus Van Sant! Dead Man’s Wire takes a 2025 story and plants it in 1977. You …
Movie Review: Ballad of a Small Player
Fret not, Colin Farrell. I love what you’re doing creatively, and I love who you’re choosing to make movies with. I would have also done …
Movie Review: Come See Me In the Good Light
Is it even possible to make a movie about a younger person getting cancer more happy than sad? 50/50 came the closest, but even that …
Movie Review: Fackham Hall
Fackham Hall was overdue. How many self serious British period pieces have we sat through at this point in time? Even the very funny Downton …