Movie Review: Kontinental ’25
Well well well. The last 5 years of film made me think Radu Jude was made of pure black heart and scar tissue, going scorched …
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Movie Review: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Bigger is always better for sequels right? The first Super Mario Brothers was about two plumbers, a portal, a princess and a kingdom, and Bowser’s …
Movie Review: The Drama
Who hurt Kristoffer Borgli? The Dream Scenario director is now 2 for 2 on movies about relationships that fall into some form of crisis. The …
Movie Review: Pretty Lethal
I guess this is the new normal. Deadly ballerinas are in at the movies. Some are superheroes. Some are vampires. Some are assassins. Or, in …
Movie Review: Palestine ’36
Winston Churchill gets credited with saying “History is written by the victors,” himself stealing that phrase from a bunch of losers. It’s really sad…but true, …
Movie Review: They Will Kill You
Rotten luck has plagued They Will Kill You. It comes out a week after Ready or Not 2, using almost an IDENTICAL setup with just …
Movie Review: The AI Doc: Or How I Became an Apocaloptimist
When it comes to human civilization, technology is usually the driver, pushing society forward and forward into the future. Fire. The Bronze Age. The printing …
Movie Review: Marc By Sofia
We get it Sofia Coppola, we get it. You were lucky enough to be good friends with Marc Jacobs, going to the coolest fashion shows …
Movie Review: Forbidden Fruits
We’re definitely in it. The generation of girls who cackled watching The Craft and Mean Girls has finally grown up, and started to make their …
Movie Review: Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man
British IP holders are the best. When they could so clearly cash in more and more shallow, condescending ways. The controllers always pivot and evolve …