Movie Review: The Pout-Pout Fish
I should have known better. With a title like The Pout-Pout Fish, I should have known this movie was the opposite of Legos. All Lego …
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Movie Review: Tow
Smart timing, Vertical/Roadside Attractions. The studio piggy backed off of Rose Byrne’s well deserved Oscar nomination and released Tow the week after. This is as …
Movie Review: Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come
22 Jump Street forever is right. Sequelitis is a powerful drug: taking something everyone loves and giving them more of it can never be bad …
Movie Review: Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice
General [SPOILER ALERT], can’t really talk about Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice without discussing the plot, so tread lightly.
Movie Review: Undertone
Horror movie fandom has its limits. I’ll never be one of the “sickos”, watching a lot of these films hoping early and often for blood …
Movie Review: Slanted
Slanted is a movie mish mesh mix em up. A little Mean Girls here. A little Substance there. With just a touch of Carrie thrown …
Movie Review: Project Hail Mary
Project Hail Mary is Disney’s greatest mistake of the last decade. There should already be a theme park dedicated to the movie! Instead, Bob Iger …
Movie Review: Reminders of Him
I was overdue. The Colleen Hoover train is running at full speed now, as the movie world has decided this is our new Nicholas Sparks. …
Movie Review: War Machine (2026)
I guess Netflix ran out of titles…and irony. Or Ted Sarandos just forgot? 2017’s War Machine was going for acid tongued satire of the military …
Movie Review: The Bride!
I was very excited to see where Maggie Gyllenhaal was going to go after The Lost Daughter. Movie IP wasn’t exactly what I had in …