Movie Review: Pitch Perfect 3
Pitch Perfect 3 goes the way of comedy sequels or an actual a capella performance. You’re excited at the beginning, and then things start repeating. …
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Movie Review: Bright
David Ayer is one of my most hot and cold running directors in the biz. When his scripts are well thought out, there’s a depth …
Movie Review: The Discovery
There are many great sins in movie making, but The Discovery commits the biggest one. Boasting a terrific premise with a stellar cast, the movie …
Movie Review: Fifty Shades Darker
Drop your pants everyone! Fifty Shades Darker is here to fulfill your desperate suburban sexual repression. It’s so stupid that its kinda fun at times …
Movie Review: Insurgent
The biggest critics of Divergent, the prequel to Insurgent, accused the movie of being Hunger Games lite. I can’t disagree with them: most of Tris’s …
Movie Review: Taken 3
Let me be VERY clear: Taken 3 is ONLY for fans of Liam Neeson kicking ass. This movie has pot hole plot holes along the …
Movie Review: Exodus: Gods and Kings
Ridley Scott bit off more than he can chew with Exodus: Gods and Kings. The director knew he would have to please the pro-Bible audience …
Movie Review: Tusk
How crazy would it be if a psychopathic killer wanted to turn a guy into a walrus? Kevin Smith was so invigorated by this podcast …
Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Your child’s favorite Renaissance reptiles are back, Michael Bay style. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboots the kids franchise, complete with explosions, the Shredder, April O’Neil, …
Movie Review: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a ho-hum comic book film masquerading as a Marvel superhero film. It has its high-flying moments and surprisingly intimate interpersonal …