Movie Review: Mary
It’s almost impossible to make all the wrong decisions making a movie. There’s too many voices, some of whom will get something. So congratulations DJ …
1 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Kraven the Hunter
Poor Kraven. The grand finale of Sony’s failed experiment gets us to the “dumpuary” part of the movie schedule a couple weeks early. What’s left …
Movie Review: Bad Boys: Ride or Die
Bad Boys: Ride or Die is a particularly cynical Hollywood exercise. Instead of trying to create new movie stars or put new movie stars into …
Movie Review: I Saw the TV Glow
This was a bummer. I understand what Jane Schoenbrun was going for with I Saw the TV Glow. But this is one of those moviegoing …
Movie Review: Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom reminds me of a certain type of sports team. We’re a few years removed from that team’s peak, and slowly …
Movie Review: The Bubble
The breaking of a funny bone is simultaneously a right of passage for every funny person, and a sad, horrible day I don’t wish on …
Movie Review: Halloween Kills
Say what you want about 2018’s Halloween (I thought it was just ok), but at least it breathed new life into the Michael Myers franchise. …
Movie Review: Earwig and the Witch
Studio Ghibli has been a force in the animated world since the 1980s. How good are they? Well, in a recent comparison, Their bench of …
Movie Review: Hillbilly Elegy
Hollywood making a movie about Middle America bumkins seems like a doomed idea from the start. This is a movie that hides behind a mediocre …
Movie Review: The Lodge
Movie manipulation is a tricky thing. The greats – think Spielberg in ET – are clever in how they deploy their tactics, weaving the manipulation …