Movie Review: The Lion King (2019)
I recently watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers. That movie is about pods who look and act like real people but are just empty shells. …
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Movie Review: Yesterday
Yesterday is written by Richard Curtis. Yesterday is also directed by Danny Boyle. While not diametrically opposed, I see 2 competing strong viewpoints at war …
Movie Review: Dark Phoenix
And so ends this version of the X-Men. It’s been a roller coaster ride for the mutant franchise. With seemingly every other film being good. …
Movie Review: Welcome to Marwen
Have to say, I saw the craziness of Welcome to Marwen coming. We’re long past the days where Robert Zemeckis is directing like he’s one …
Movie Review: The After Party
The After Party is like Owen aka O aka Seizure Boy’s manager Jeff. Jeff means well, and wants to do right by his friend. However, …
Movie Review: Fifty Shades Freed
Fifty Shades of Grey was kinda funny and interesting. Fifty Shades Darker removed the decent screenwriting and opted for well shot smut. Fifty Shades Freed …
Movie Review: Goodbye Christopher Robin
Goodbye Christopher Robin is going for Finding Neverland, hoping the story behind a famous book (in this case, Winnie the Pooh) is as compelling as …
Movie Review: Alien: Covenant
Alien: Covenant represents everything that is wrong with nostalgia based moviemaking. Let’s use a transcendent, genre subverting franchise to tell the SAME story but with …
Movie Review: The Big Green
I personally think we’re overdue for a look at kids sports movies on the big screen. Movies like the Mighty Ducks, The Sandlot, or Little …
Movie Review: Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad is a sham. ON PAPER, The Dirty Dozen with superheroes is a great idea. ON PAPER, Margot Robbie and Will Smith are strong, …