Movie Review: Welcome to Marwen
Have to say, I saw the craziness of Welcome to Marwen coming. We’re long past the days where Robert Zemeckis is directing like he’s one …
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Movie Review: The After Party
The After Party is like Owen aka O aka Seizure Boy’s manager Jeff. Jeff means well, and wants to do right by his friend. However, …
Movie Review: Fifty Shades Freed
Fifty Shades of Grey was kinda funny and interesting. Fifty Shades Darker removed the decent screenwriting and opted for well shot smut. Fifty Shades Freed …
Movie Review: Goodbye Christopher Robin
Goodbye Christopher Robin is going for Finding Neverland, hoping the story behind a famous book (in this case, Winnie the Pooh) is as compelling as …
Movie Review: Alien: Covenant
Alien: Covenant represents everything that is wrong with nostalgia based moviemaking. Let’s use a transcendent, genre subverting franchise to tell the SAME story but with …
Movie Review: The Big Green
I personally think we’re overdue for a look at kids sports movies on the big screen. Movies like the Mighty Ducks, The Sandlot, or Little …
Movie Review: Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad is a sham. ON PAPER, The Dirty Dozen with superheroes is a great idea. ON PAPER, Margot Robbie and Will Smith are strong, …
Movie Review: Allegiant – Part 1
Allegiant will get my worst word to describe it: indifference. The movie so screwed up its logic, mythology, and character development that anything that happens …
Movie Review: The Homesman
Tommy Lee Jones used to be a hot commodity. The Fugitive and Men In Black rank highly among my favorite films. As time goes on, …
Movie Review: Transformers: Age of Extinction
With the approach of July 4th, Transformers: Age of Extinction makes sure to include an American Flag in almost every scene of the movie. At …