Movie Review: Shelter
We’re now well into the Neeson formula. After the Beekeeper breakout, Statham is back taking up the Liam Neeson “old guy’s still got it” January …
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Movie Review: Greenland 2: Migration
Gerard Butler really wants January for himself. It’s him vs. Jason Statham at the moment, both in competing Ric Roman Waugh films! Greenland 2: Migration …
Movie Review: Troll 2
I love the Norwegian synergies. As Joachim Trier is finding deeper and deeper stories into the human condition, Roar Uthaug is finding more and more …
Movie Review: Tron: Ares
Wow, Disney must be desperate. As Pixar, Marvel, and Star Wars all have been flailing in their efforts to create great movies, Disney had to …
Movie Review: Anaconda (2025)
Anaconda is the movie equivalent of a mediocre Brazilian Churrascaria. Instead of getting the lovely salad bar, you just eat the endless meats thrown at …
Movie Review: Christy
Ah the boxing movie. A right of passage for every actor who wants an Oscar someday. This time it’s Sydney Sweeney’s turn to don the …
Movie Review: Ballad of a Small Player
Fret not, Colin Farrell. I love what you’re doing creatively, and I love who you’re choosing to make movies with. I would have also done …
Movie Review: Keeper
2 is a trend. After the mega sensation Longlegs, I was hyped for the next Osgood Perkins film. The Monkey had something, but never got …
Movie Review: Kantara: A Legend – Chapter 1
I never saw 2022’s Kantara. But I do love a triple threat. Rishab Shetty wrote, directed, and acted in Kantara, getting a bunch of awards …
Movie Review: Spinal Tap II: The End Continues
What brilliant counterprogramming. For the Anglophile wives on a mission to see Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, here comes Spinal Tap II: The End Continues …