Movie Review: Vox Lux
When thinking about what to write about Vox Lux, the words “What the hell happened?” keep popping into my head. I thought I was getting …
2.5 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Instant Family
You’d have to be a soulless jerk to despise Instant Family, even despite the filmmaker’s worst instincts. This tale of a lovely couple who adopt …
Movie Review: The Princess Switch
I wonder how Hallmark Channel Executives will feel about The Princess Switch. Releasing over 70 Christmas movies this year, you’d think getting Vanessa Hudgens playing …
Movie Review: The Girl in the Spider’s Web
Lisbeth Salander is as perfectly modern and complex a literary character I can think of. She’s a computer hacking, bisexual feminist with a photographic memory. …
Movie Review: Halloween (2018)
The boogeyman returns! Turns out, Michael Meyers is still haunting Laurie Strode 40 years later, but this time, Laurie is ready to fight back. 2018’s …
Movie Review: Venom
I was beyond confused that the Spiderman villain was getting a standalone movie. The befuddlement grew more when true stars like Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, …
Movie Review: The Package
There’s something to be said for completely sticking to your premise. Locke is the best example of this: it’s just Tom Hardy in a car …
Movie Review: Juliet, Naked
A common refrain is that the sign of a great actor is one that makes a good movie great. Respectfully, I disagree. A sign of …
Movie Review: The Meg
After Blake Lively took on a shark last year, Warner Brothers decided it was time to up the ante. Get Jason Statham. Up the shark …
Movie Review: Teen Titans Go! to the Movies
All the horrible mothers who took their 10 year old kids to see Deadpool should have taken them to Teen Titans Go! To the Movies. …