Movie Review: Best. Christmas. Ever!
The recipe is the same. Only the ingredients change. Best. Christmas. Ever! could have been on Hallmark, Lifetime, any of the other streamers. Doesn’t matter. …
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Movie Review: Family Switch
Family Switch is the fruitcake of Christmas movies. A little bit of everything goes into this one. Sometimes you take a bite, and the movie …
Movie Review: Wonka
I’m aware not every decision on a movie is going to be the best one for the movie. That being said, when it comes to …
Movie Review: Quiz Lady
Quiz Lady is a coaster comedy. Not a roller coaster, unfortunately; I would like some highs and lows. Instead, this movie never really gets past …
Movie Review: Wish
100 years. 100 years of magic Disney has brought to children and somewhat annoyingly obsessed adults alike. 100 wishes and dreams come true in the …
Movie Review: The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
Let’s start here: of the YA adaptations starting with Twilight The Hunger Games are probably the most interesting ones. For a series aimed at teenagers, …
Movie Review: Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken
This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the movie being …
Movie Review: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
If you ask Nintendo who they made this movie for there’s probably two demographics: 8 year old kids, and their 35 to 50 year old …
Movie Review: Murder Mystery 2
I want all stars to pay attention. When you’re making a movie, and you get anywhere near Adam Sandler’s level of fame, start putting riders …
Movie Review: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
I guess you can get a little bigger when you get smaller. I mean, when you’ve got People’s Sexiest Man Alive and a star on …