Movie Review: Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken
This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the movie being …
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Movie Review: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
If you ask Nintendo who they made this movie for there’s probably two demographics: 8 year old kids, and their 35 to 50 year old …
Movie Review: Murder Mystery 2
I want all stars to pay attention. When you’re making a movie, and you get anywhere near Adam Sandler’s level of fame, start putting riders …
Movie Review: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
I guess you can get a little bigger when you get smaller. I mean, when you’ve got People’s Sexiest Man Alive and a star on …
Movie Review: Knock at the Cabin
Yes the Sixth Sense is that good. M. Night Shyamalan will never outdue his incredible first feature, but it’s not for lack of trying. Like …
Movie Review: White Noise
Despite his very privileged upbringing, Noah Baumbach usually finds his way into my heart. His personal tales of love, family, and relationships remind me of …
Movie Review: I Wanna Dance With Somebody
The Voice. No, not the NBC sitcom. When the great singing voices get brought up – apologies to Mariah, Aretha – there’s THE Voice. The …
Movie Review: Falling for Christmas
Before the horrible family drama, there was a time where Lindsay Lohan in your movie meant something special. I mean, come on, she pulled off …
Movie Review: Amsterdam
Amsterdam really goes for a big magic trick. The appeal is certainly there: a juicy historical period piece with a whole cast of kooky costumes …
Movie Review: Inu-Oh
This is a review I take very little pleasure in writing. In general, movies that are legitimately trying to do something interesting are movies that …