Movie Review: Elvis
Elvis Presley. The name alone is pure magic, and the performer is even better. I would call The King a perfect encapsulation of America: a …
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Movie Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt 2 left the wizarding world on such a high note. I look at that movie more fondly than …
Movie Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 2
I don’t know why, but I was pretty giddy for Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Some of it is nostalgia: I loved the Sonic games growing …
Movie Review: Moonfall
Sometimes you don’t need a movie to be an introspective complex character study about the human condition. Sometimes you just…want to watch a really cool …
Movie Review: Sundown
Poor Tim Roth. One of our great character actors, Roth makes almost every movie he is in better. So it’s about time he got his …
Movie Review: Single All the Way
Some time in the 2010s, we learned 2 things: 1) you can only watch the same 8 classic Christmas movies before you get bored, and …
Movie Review: Ghostbusters: Afterlife
I campaign for Ghostbusters: Afterlife to be a cynicism test barometer. If you’re a cynical person, you will despise this film, hating the film even …
Movie Review: Prisoners of the Ghostland
I think we’re at the point in movie history where we get one great Nicholas Cage movie a year out of what I assume are …
Movie Review: Blue Bayou
A lot of Oscar films usually advocate for a particular cause. Something important, highlighting a segment of the population usually not covered by Marvel or …
Movie Review: Cinderella (2021)
The problem with retelling a story as famous as Cinderella is the fear of audience alienation. Stray too far from the main tale, and the …