Movie Review: Captain America: Brave New World
Marvel so badly wants the good times to roll again. After being adrift in the wilderness since basically Endgame, they went away in 2024, and …
2 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Love Hurts
Movie executives, this movie hurts. You’ve taken Ke Huy Quan, one of the most likable, sweet people on the planet, whom everyone wants to root …
Movie Review: Venom: The Last Dance
Yes, sadly, it appears to be closing time for this weird, toxic relationship Tom Hardy has to a CGI character he voices himself. Venom: The …
Movie Review: Megalopolis
Movie disasters come in all shapes and sizes. The worst disasters are soulless cash grabs like Madame Web, where all artistic expression is sucked out …
Movie Review: The Forge
The Forge is so silly. Why is it so silly? Because The Forge doesn’t know it is silly. The deep unirony of this film is …
Movie Review: The Instigators
The Instigators is the male version of Mamma Mia! Everyone here, Matt Damon, Casey Affleck, Doug Liman, and the rest of the stacked cast look …
Movie Review: Atlas
Atlas is one of the perks of being Jennifer Lopez. After betting on herself creatively with her extended music videos earlier this year, she can …
Movie Review: Unfrosted
For most of my 20’s I’d stroll into a 7-11 Eleven and get myself a pack of S’mores Pop Tarts. They were delicious, jolts of …
Movie Review: I Saw the TV Glow
This was a bummer. I understand what Jane Schoenbrun was going for with I Saw the TV Glow. But this is one of those moviegoing …
Movie Review: Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver
In some ways, you gotta admire Zack Snyder and his self-belief. He was so convinced of Rebel Moon’s power and brilliance he pitched it to …