Movie Review: Venom: The Last Dance
Yes, sadly, it appears to be closing time for this weird, toxic relationship Tom Hardy has to a CGI character he voices himself. Venom: The …
2 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Megalopolis
Movie disasters come in all shapes and sizes. The worst disasters are soulless cash grabs like Madame Web, where all artistic expression is sucked out …
Movie Review: The Forge
The Forge is so silly. Why is it so silly? Because The Forge doesn’t know it is silly. The deep unirony of this film is …
Movie Review: The Instigators
The Instigators is the male version of Mamma Mia! Everyone here, Matt Damon, Casey Affleck, Doug Liman, and the rest of the stacked cast look …
Movie Review: Atlas
Atlas is one of the perks of being Jennifer Lopez. After betting on herself creatively with her extended music videos earlier this year, she can …
Movie Review: Unfrosted
For most of my 20’s I’d stroll into a 7-11 Eleven and get myself a pack of S’mores Pop Tarts. They were delicious, jolts of …
Movie Review: Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver
In some ways, you gotta admire Zack Snyder and his self-belief. He was so convinced of Rebel Moon’s power and brilliance he pitched it to …
Movie Review: Road House
Wow, studios must be getting desperate. With the superhero calamity of 2023 and so far 2024, studios are desperate to call back any IP from …
Movie Review: Salaar: Part 1 – Ceasefire
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDD NOISES!!!!
Movie Review: The Beekeeper
As much as The Meg seemed super fun, The Beekeeper is what I hope Jason Statham continues to choose for movie vehicles. The premise is …