Movie Review: Iron Lung
This is the most enthusiastic two star review I have given in a long time. Most movies in this realm are major disappointments. Iron Lung …
2 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Five Nights At Freddy’s 2
FNAF is back! Like there was any doubt. The first made a gagillion dollars, meaning we’re at least gonna complete the main 4 video game …
Movie Review: Honey Don’t
Is this our fault Ethan? After years of making the best movies of all time with his brother, I guess Ethan Coen decided it was …
Movie Review: After the Hunt
Teeter totter stays down. Challengers shot us WAY up in the air, but then Queer brought us back down a little bit. After the Hunt …
Movie Review: A Normal Family
Some of the movie podcasters I enjoy listening to have these movie subcategories like garbage Tarantino or garbage fish to describe a type of movie …
Movie Review: Magazine Dreams
Magazine Dreams is a time based Rorschach test. At the time it was about to be released, this was gonna be the Jonathan Majors breakout …
Movie Review: Sacramento
Apparently the road to Sacramento is filled with indie pitfalls. Michael Angarano’s first feature really wants to be something important, but along the way he …
Movie Review: Swiped
Dating apps will be a movie well that never ends. The true crime documentaries and swindling alone have already paid for Netflix subscriptions 10x over. …
Movie Review: Freakier Friday
Not a lot of live action family movies coming out of the big studios these days. So even despite my red flags abounding for Freakier …
Movie Review: Fear Street: Prom Queen
The Fear Street movies were one of my favorite Netflix surprises. A trilogy released 3 weeks in a row in summer 2021, the movies were …