Movie Review: Snow White (2025)
Welcome to 2025’s Cash Grab the Classics, sponsored by Disney! We’ve got something real special for you today: the all time classic, the OG classic, …
2 Star Reviews
Movie Review: The Electric State
It’s a bummer to find out you have limits. Or even worse, if you find out you peaked. The Russo Brothers could not have flown …
Movie Review: Parthenope
Parthenope is the reason when a director says they’re making an “art film,” you throw up in your mouth a little bit. But, if you’re …
Movie Review: Captain America: Brave New World
Marvel so badly wants the good times to roll again. After being adrift in the wilderness since basically Endgame, they went away in 2024, and …
Movie Review: Love Hurts
Movie executives, this movie hurts. You’ve taken Ke Huy Quan, one of the most likable, sweet people on the planet, whom everyone wants to root …
Movie Review: Venom: The Last Dance
Yes, sadly, it appears to be closing time for this weird, toxic relationship Tom Hardy has to a CGI character he voices himself. Venom: The …
Movie Review: Megalopolis
Movie disasters come in all shapes and sizes. The worst disasters are soulless cash grabs like Madame Web, where all artistic expression is sucked out …
Movie Review: The Forge
The Forge is so silly. Why is it so silly? Because The Forge doesn’t know it is silly. The deep unirony of this film is …
Movie Review: The Instigators
The Instigators is the male version of Mamma Mia! Everyone here, Matt Damon, Casey Affleck, Doug Liman, and the rest of the stacked cast look …
Movie Review: Atlas
Atlas is one of the perks of being Jennifer Lopez. After betting on herself creatively with her extended music videos earlier this year, she can …