Movie Review: The BFG
Steven Spielberg’s name incites expected greatness. The man has produced so many amazing films in so many genres that any time he’s involved, we expect …
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Movie Review: Independence Day: Resurgence
The first Independence Day is one of the greatest jingoistic, American, ra-ra movies of all time. It will also contain the greatest speech by a …
Movie Review: X-Men: Apocalypse
X-Men: Apocalypse suffers from “2016 superhero syndrome.” This disease is a result of the glut of superpowered films on the docket each year. To truly …
Movie Review: Gods of Egypt
Gods of Egypt will forever be a “turn off your brain” staple on cable or on demand. This movie is stupid, explosiony, lazy fluff. The …
Movie Review: Fifty Shades of Grey
And out come the restless housewives. Fifty Shades of Grey drops just in time for Valentine’s Day. Obviously, there is lots of pants dropping, but …
Movie Review: Jupiter Ascending
If halfway through making a film you realize the movie is kinda crappy, might as well make it as bonkers as possible right? Jupiter Ascending …
Movie Review: Annie
Annie is a beloved musical with timeless songs. 2014 Annie wants to be a modern remake of a classic but will just end up a …
Movie Review: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Eva Green should fire her agent. This is her second feature this year where she admirably tries to save a movie that doesn’t deserve her …
Movie Review: The Expendables 3
The old action heroes get a little bit older in Expendables 3. Sly Stallone clearly loves an 80s macho shoot em up, and here he …
Movie Review: Let’s Be Cops
Let’s Be Cops has one of the worst premises in recent memory. Watching two idiots get in over their heads imitating cops because they want …