Movie Review: The Night House
The Night House is very much a formulaic horror movie. However, movie formulas become a thing, because, you know, they work. All you have to …
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Movie Review: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Oh Marvel, how I missed you. I know 2020 wasn’t good for your movie machine. However, I’m glad you took that time for some introspection, …
Movie Review: Free Guy
Jim Gaffigan brilliantly pointed out once how fruitcake is one of our great disappointments, combining two things people love into something hideous. Video games and …
Movie Review: Vivo
Vivo sees a couple cresting things meeting at their current peaks. Sony Animation has killed it recently with SpiderVerse and Mitchells vs. the Machines. Their …
Movie Review: Blood Red Sky
[SPOILER ALERT] Blood Red Sky is best experienced knowing nothing about it, so I wouldn’t read on and go see the movie first if you’re …
Movie Review: Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage
Concert documentaries have split into two groups now: either they focus on a single performer delivering a show (J. Balvin‘s recent doc), or they’re like …
Movie Review: Gunpowder Milkshake
The lead of Gunpowder Milkshake is Karen Gillan. Most people are probably like who the HELL is Karen Gillian. Well, I’m here to remind you …
Movie Review: Black Widow
Kevin Feige, you sly devil. I remember being pretty pissed that ScarJo really got the short end of the stick after Avengers Endgame gave a …
Movie Review: Skater Girl
When someone says Rajasthan India, what’s the first thing that comes to you mind? Say it with me. 1. 2. 3. SKATEBOARDING! You thought I …
Movie Review: A Quiet Place Part II
The first Quiet Place was a revelation, generating all sorts of terror out of complete silence. So now John Krasinski and Emily Blunt enter tricky …