Movie Review: Godmothered
Godmothered proves Disney is thinking bigger about revisiting its past: it’s not all just cynical cash grabs. They eviscerated their princess formula in Enchanted. And …
3 Star Reviews
Movie Review: The Prom
Ah the prom. The highs and lows. The best night of a young life. Or the worst one. Hey, at least Ryan Murphy finds a …
Movie Review: Mulan (2020)
Live action Disney movies have been mostly mediocre cash grabs. The last great one was Pete’s Dragon in 2016, and that’s in part because that …
Movie Review: Christmas On the Square
Dolly Parton’s approval rating is perpetually sky high. That’s because the woman, and her songs, are a national treasure. Christmas on the Square doesn’t have …
Movie Review: Happiest Season
Happiest Season is an overqualified Lifetime Movie. I admire what Clea Duvall is trying to do for representation at Christmas. That’s probably how she got …
Movie Review: Run
Run might be the biggest disappointment of 2020’s movie slate. I’ve seen movies fall apart in the third act, but rarely do they fall so …
Movie Review: Bad Hair
I’m sure everyone has had a bad hair day at some point. My hair goes completely Einstein if it grows long enough. However, as Justin …
Movie Review: Radioactive
One of the great scientists of the last 100 years was Marie Curie. An early example of a modern, renaissance woman, she had her yellow …
Movie Review: Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm
Picture a world where Youtube and Twitter were in their infancy, and Internet Trolls were relegated to chat rooms and less mainstream parts of the …
Movie Review: The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Having grown up during Clarissa Explains It All times, and having a younger sister, I’m well versed in Lizzie McGuire lore. A worthy heir to …