Movie Review: The Ribbon Hero
I am forever indebted to Netflix to expanding my anime movie resume outside of Studio Ghibli. Heck, I wrote a whole giant post about the …
3 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Evil Dead Burn
The Evil Dead franchise is in the same boat as the Toy Story franchise. It definitely peaked a decade or two ago, and now is …
Movie Review: Minions & Monsters
I remember saying banana in Pau, France in 2015, thinking I was gonna get maybe a Planet of the Apes or maybe Arrested Development knowing …
Movie Review: Power Ballad
The dreaded on paper movie all star. I was psyched for Power Ballad. Take a couple charming leads in a great pitch about making music. …
Movie Review: Masters of the Universe
He-Man was just before my time. So as someone who loved seeing Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Power Rangers adaptations, for all the Masters …
Movie Review: Mortal Kombat II
I was surprised at the hype around Mortal Kombat II. I didn’t really like the first one: too polished and annoyingly self-serious to capture what …
Movie Review: Remarkably Bright Creatures
Most of the byproducts of movie studio’s search for IP is bad for the moviegoer: vapid, soulless efforts designed to extract cash and offer nothing …
Movie Review: Deep Water (2026)
You gotta keep things fresh right? The easiest way to do that for movies, is to just combine two movies into one and see what …
Movie Review: Erupcja
I’ve no doubt in my mind Erupcja is gonna surprise Charli XCX’s music fans. “Wait, she’s starring in a little indie about going to Warsaw …
Movie Review: Desert Warrior
To know is to understand. Each culture across the planet has so much world history they possess, that not enough people know about. I know …