Movie Review: Black Phone 2
Ah yes, the sequel to the surprise success. This is a tricky place to be, since usually you’re greenlit, with a bigger budget, but no …
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Movie Review: Bone Lake
I definitely saw the Skinemax version of this film in 2004. For this one though, expectations matter. If you keep them low, Bone Lake has …
Movie Review: The Legend of Ochi
I know what writer/director Isaiah Saxon was doing during the pandemic. Probably stuck inside, the outdoorsy filmmaker watched the Mandalorian, and like all of us, …
Movie Review: Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale
And what a Grand Finale it was! We said goodbye to Maggie Smith (sadly, in reality too) in the last Downton. And now we say …
Movie Review: Caught Stealing
I guess Darren Aronofsky is in a new era. After an incredible 20 year run of making daring, experimental, Bible challenging films, really bad box …
Movie Review: Eden
The Garden of Eden is the aspiration of humanity whether or not you believe in it: a paradise where you have no fears and live …
Movie Review: Relay
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times, as Montgomery Burns via Charles Dickens once asked a monkey to type for …
Movie Review: Americana
Most of the middle road reviewed movies have high floors and low ceilings. They’re simple affairs, designed to be in & out in 100ish minutes …
Movie Review: Nobody 2
Ok, I was definitely not stoked for this one. The success of the first Nobody was seeing skinny SNL writer/Mr. Show Comedian/Breaking Bad sleazy lawyer …
Movie Review: The Bad Guys 2
Confidence. It goes a long way. I personally don’t think The Bad Guys was among the greatest animated films of all time. But the filmmakers …