Movie Review: Mary Poppins Returns
The original Mary Poppins is one of those magical movie experiences I hope every child gets a chance to see and feel. Magical is one …
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Movie Review: Mary Queen of Scots
Mary Stuart vs. Elizabeth Tudor: rivalry of the Millennium. Only to be ruined by dumb men. The 2018 Mary Queen of Scots tries show us …
Movie Review: Vox Lux
When thinking about what to write about Vox Lux, the words “What the hell happened?” keep popping into my head. I thought I was getting …
Movie Review: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
I know you’re all thinking, “Do we really need another Spiderman movie?” I know because I was thinking that too. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse felt …
Movie Review: Dumplin’
Dumplin’ is all set up to be a gigantic satire about beauty pageant culture deep in the Conservative Heartland. However, like the sweet sincere residents …
Movie Review: Anna and the Apocalypse
In the host of Christmas movies coming out during the holiday season, the zombie musical is sadly, an untapped well. Thankfully, a group of young …
Movie Review: Burning
In Burning, Steven Yeun’s character talks about setting old greenhouses ablaze, talking about how quick they go up, and vanish in under 10 minutes. Such …
Movie Review: Roma
I wish more people would learn who Alfonso Cuaron is. The writer/director is as talented as any director working today, and as flexible. Genre doesn’t …
Movie Review: Instant Family
You’d have to be a soulless jerk to despise Instant Family, even despite the filmmaker’s worst instincts. This tale of a lovely couple who adopt …
Movie Review: The Favourite
Critics have fallen in love with Yorgos Lanthimos since The Lobster. Personally, I have conflicted feelings about the man. The talent is obviously there, his …