Movie Review: No Hard Feelings
The sex comedy used to be a staple of summer cinema, giving us some of the funniest horrific puerile moments that rise beneath vulgarity, as …
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Movie Review: Elemental
So close! The base story in Pixar’s Elemental is a terrific one, but it never quite becomes one of those special Pixar projects kids and …
Movie Review: Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie
It’s pretty impossible not to love Michael J. Fox. At first he was the lovable Reaganite from Family Ties, then the great teenage everyman Marty …
Movie Review: The Blackening
Even by the 1990s I knew how condescending and racist it was that the black character would die first in every horror movie. Hollywood is …
Movie Review: Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
It was time to start over. Well, in the era of IP, sorta start over. For Transformers, like professional sports, that means 2 things. Fire …
Movie Review: The Flash
How you feel about The Flash is maybe the ultimate movie Rorschach test. If you’re someone like Tom Cruise, you think it’s the greatest movie …
Movie Review: Past Lives
Moviemakers are pretty great at making great romances, but usually out of period pieces. Something about the pre-cell phone era puts nice little simple boundary …
Movie Review: The Little Mermaid
I’m onto your game Disney. You have to bring something different storywise to the table in your live action remakes, or else to me your …
Movie Review: Sanctuary
There will be no kink shaming here. For the Puritans in the crowd, a kink is a person’s personal sexual fetish. For movie history, kinks …
Movie Review: You Hurt My Feelings
Movie studios, sometimes you can hurt my feelings. Spending all that money on big special effects, humungous movie stars, and sales pitches is nice. But …