Movie Review: Pretty Lethal
I guess this is the new normal. Deadly ballerinas are in at the movies. Some are superheroes. Some are vampires. Some are assassins. Or, in …
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Movie Review: Palestine ’36
Winston Churchill gets credited with saying “History is written by the victors,” himself stealing that phrase from a bunch of losers. It’s really sad…but true, …
Movie Review: They Will Kill You
Rotten luck has plagued They Will Kill You. It comes out a week after Ready or Not 2, using almost an IDENTICAL setup with just …
Movie Review: The AI Doc: Or How I Became an Apocaloptimist
When it comes to human civilization, technology is usually the driver, pushing society forward and forward into the future. Fire. The Bronze Age. The printing …
Movie Review: Marc By Sofia
We get it Sofia Coppola, we get it. You were lucky enough to be good friends with Marc Jacobs, going to the coolest fashion shows …
Movie Review: Forbidden Fruits
We’re definitely in it. The generation of girls who cackled watching The Craft and Mean Girls has finally grown up, and started to make their …
Movie Review: Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man
British IP holders are the best. When they could so clearly cash in more and more shallow, condescending ways. The controllers always pivot and evolve …
Movie Review: Andre Is An Idiot
I guess I’m not alone. Can you imagine dealing with the horrors of the world without humor? It would make day to day living impossible …
Movie Review: The Pout-Pout Fish
I should have known better. With a title like The Pout-Pout Fish, I should have known this movie was the opposite of Legos. All Lego …
Movie Review: Tow
Smart timing, Vertical/Roadside Attractions. The studio piggy backed off of Rose Byrne’s well deserved Oscar nomination and released Tow the week after. This is as …