Jumanji: The Next Level
Video games have levels that are pretty similar. There’s an escalating series of people to fight, leading to a Boss. Jumanji: The Next Level, takes …
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Movie Review: 6 Underground
Over the years, several Optimius Prime monologues have contributed to Michael Bay turning himself into a director that takes himself too seriously, thinking he’s saying …
Movie Review: Marriage Story
I chuckle at all those innocent Netflix subscriber couples, excited for a Netflix and Chill night, turning on a movie called Marriage Story, hoping for …
Movie Review: 21 Bridges
Bomb on moving bus that can’t slow down. Cop takes down drug dealer in high rise run by criminals. Post apocalyptic car chase through the …
Movie Review: Portrait of a Lady on Fire
When you elect to unfurl your story slowly, you’re taking a big risk. Audiences today are used to flash, explosions, and fast moving entertainment. A …
Movie Review: The Irishman
Thanksgiving is the perfect time to release the Irishman, and I don’t even mean because you need a 4 day weekend to watch it. There’s …
Movie Review: Dark Waters
An argument against government regulation often used by people who are pro corporations is that the companies self-regulate, policing themselves while the people will let …
Movie Review: Queen & Slim
Queen & Slim is a 4 word pitch: Black Bonnie & Clyde. I think everyone hears that and should at least perk up a bit. …
Movie Review: Honey Boy
What a year for Shia Labeouf. This summer, he released a modern American fable that should have long legs. And now he gives us his …
Movie Review: Frozen II
After selling toys and winning hearts of every child on the face of the planet, you knew Frozen was going to come back. It’s like …