Movie Review: Undertone
Horror movie fandom has its limits. I’ll never be one of the “sickos”, watching a lot of these films hoping early and often for blood …
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Movie Review: Slanted
Slanted is a movie mish mesh mix em up. A little Mean Girls here. A little Substance there. With just a touch of Carrie thrown …
Movie Review: Project Hail Mary
Project Hail Mary is Disney’s greatest mistake of the last decade. There should already be a theme park dedicated to the movie! Instead, Bob Iger …
Movie Review: Reminders of Him
I was overdue. The Colleen Hoover train is running at full speed now, as the movie world has decided this is our new Nicholas Sparks. …
Movie Review: War Machine (2026)
I guess Netflix ran out of titles…and irony. Or Ted Sarandos just forgot? 2017’s War Machine was going for acid tongued satire of the military …
Movie Review: The Bride!
I was very excited to see where Maggie Gyllenhaal was going to go after The Lost Daughter. Movie IP wasn’t exactly what I had in …
Movie Review: Youngblood
I didn’t know anything about the 1986 Youngblood. I guess in Canada, any hockey movie counts as IP probably. Plus, this 2025 update is so …
Movie Review: K-Pops!
Life must have been confusing growing up for Anderson .Paak. Born of two worlds, never feeling like he was in either, constantly identity searching. In …
Movie Review: Hoppers
Pixar’s got its priorities backwards. Disney’s messed with their creative braintrust a bit, making them think Toy Story 5 was the big release to focus …
Movie Review: Queen of Chess
Disney gave us the Queen of Katwe. Anya Taylor-Joy, the Queen’s Gambit. But when the real Judit Polgar comes along, there’s only one title Netflix …