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Movie Review: Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom reminds me of a certain type of sports team. We’re a few years removed from that team’s peak, and slowly …
Movie Review: Leo
We’re now officially in Adam Sandler, dad bod phase. The great comedian clearly wants to make his kids happy, and as such looks to be …
Movie Review: Candy Cane Lane
Phoned in. That’s what Candy Cane Lane was. I’d rather listen to Sia’s Candy Cane Lane for 2 hours than watch another boring minute of …
Movie Review: Godzilla Minus One
I can see American audiences going: do we really need another Godzilla movie? Well, yes and no. No, we don’t need anymore American Godzilla movies, …
Movie Review: Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken
This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the movie being …
Movie Review: Nimona
This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the movie being …
Movie Review: Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
It was time to start over. Well, in the era of IP, sorta start over. For Transformers, like professional sports, that means 2 things. Fire …
Movie Review: The Little Mermaid
I’m onto your game Disney. You have to bring something different storywise to the table in your live action remakes, or else to me your …
Movie Review: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
If you’re a Star Wars fan, you should be really pissed now. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller were originally slated to do the Han Solo …