Movie Review: Eternals
Eternals is a strange choice for a Marvel movie, at least in comparison with what the MCU has produced. The closest comp the movie has …
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Movie Review: Ron’s Gone Wrong
Big Hero 6. Wall-E. The Mitchell’s vs. the Machines. These are just a few of the animated films/stories Ron’s Gone Wrong has actively stolen material …
Movie Review: Luca
Pixar, you brought this upon yourself. After films like Wall-E, Inside Out, and Soul, it’s almost depressing to see the studio take a step back …
Movie Review: Venom: Let There Be Carnage
Who hurt Tom Hardy? Since Inception, Hardy has favored roles where his face is completely covered, he has to beat up people to survive, or …
Movie Review: My Little Pony: A New Generation
If you need a reason to not blindly trust your Netflix algorithm if you’re an adult, this new My Little Pony movie is it. I’m …
Movie Review: Nightbooks
I remember my first scary movie at a sleepover. I was 10, and I saw Tim Curry’s It. Suffice to say, I’m perpetually wary of …
Movie Review: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Oh Marvel, how I missed you. I know 2020 wasn’t good for your movie machine. However, I’m glad you took that time for some introspection, …
Movie Review: Free Guy
Jim Gaffigan brilliantly pointed out once how fruitcake is one of our great disappointments, combining two things people love into something hideous. Video games and …
Movie Review: Vivo
Vivo sees a couple cresting things meeting at their current peaks. Sony Animation has killed it recently with SpiderVerse and Mitchells vs. the Machines. Their …
Movie Review: The Suicide Squad
I remember when David Ayer’s Suicide Squad was coming out back in 2016, and being super intrigued and excited. A superhero version of The Dirty …