Movie Review: 1992
I like the idea. A lot. Ever since the shoddily made Hurricane Heist a few years ago, I eyerolled the film, but really like this …
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Movie Review: The Naughty Nine
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Not that I was rooting against Journey to Bethlehem, but I was hoping something more Santa-ey would challenge the …
Movie Review: The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star
Sometimes you just gotta mix it up. I would have been perfectly content with another forgettable 2 star Princess Switch movie with multiple Vanessa Hudgens’s …
Movie Review: Army of the Dead
Before the superhero genre consumed him, Zack Snyder was a fun, horror movie director of the Dawn of the Dead remake. Snyder’s penchant for kinetic …
Movie Review: Locked Down
Like any profit seeking company, movie production companies are trying to seize on the coronavirus lockdown while people are stuck in their homes. Because of …
Movie Review: The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
Romcoms during criminal enterprises have a proud cinematic history. Alfred Hitchcock took the formula and bascially made it an art form. Art being the operative …
Movie Review: The Red Sea Diving Resort
Argo is a great movie. Why is it great? It’s got a very compelling story, and really interesting characters to support it. The Red Sea …
Movie Review: Widows
Well if you can’t get Liam Neeson to run a heist, Viola Davis is a pretty amazing 2nd option. Widows should be studied for how …
Movie Review: American Animals
In general, heist movies are about one of two things. 1) Really smart, larger than live characters just owning the heist with perfectly executed precision …
Movie Review: Ocean’s 8
Ocean’s 8 destiny, just like Ocean’s Eleven’s destiny, is that 3 AM a little drunk with friends, not tired, but bored Cable TV watch or …