Movie Review: Ford v Ferrari
Every year there’s 1 or 2 movies that feel like a studio executive going to a filmmaker and saying: “make me an Oscar movie.” Ford …
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Movie Review: Downsizing
Like Woody Allen, Alexander Payne is going to be a filmmaker that I will never love like the world does. While others praised Nebraska as …
Movie Review: The Great Wall
Expectations matter a great deal for The Great Wall. Ignore the prestige behind and in front of the camera, and laugh as I did with …
Movie Review: Saving Private Ryan
Generic [SPOILER ALERT!!!] I love the Oscars, and usually defend them. I so want them to represent the truly great films for the year, particularly …
Movie Review: Jason Bourne
There was a point where Jason Bourne was considered a legitimate millennial replacement to James Bond. The forgetful assassin/spy had this gritty everyman feel that …
2016 Summer Movie Preview: July
Not gonna lie, July’s lineup is pretty awful this year: THE BFG The Good: Steven Spielberg, y’all! The Bad: The director hasn’t done a kids movie since the …
The Should Be Oscar Nominations of 2015 – Final Ballot
WINNERS ARE IN BOLD: Best Picture The Big Short The Martian Inside Out Straight Outta Compton Predestination Chi-Raq The Hateful Eight Mad Max: Fury Road …
Movie Review: The Martian
Yay, science! The Martian, much like Gravity, celebrates the collaboration of humanity and technology to accomplish great things. In an age of scientific neglect, The …
Movie Review: The Monuments Men
Turns out Hitler was a REALLY bad guy. In addition to the genocide of Jews, the man also wanted to wipe the artistic influences in …
Movie Review: Elysium
Neill Blomkamp has been a rising star in the sci-fi world. After the Halo movie fell through, Blomkamp (29 years old) directed District 9, a …