Movie Review: The Fantastic Four: First Steps
Apologies to Thunderbolts*, but this is where the MCU really needs the win. Marvel’s tried The Fantastic Four a few times now, and have only …
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Movie Review: Eddington
Sweet, scared, Ari Aster. The master filmmaker hasn’t really recovered from the 2020 Coronavirus Pandemic, and astutely realized, neither has the United States. Aster drops …
Movie Review: Materialists
A couple years ago, I deleted all my dating apps. Once I learned that the top 10% “good looking” people (definitively NOT me) were getting …
Movie Review: Freaky Tales
What a wonderful surprise! One of the bolder movie choices a director (in this case 2) can make is not making a character the center …
Movie Review: Gladiator II
Gladiator II has broken the hype meter charts. Sequel to a best picture winner, with same director, a new, smoking hot young cast, and one …
Movie Review: The Wild Robot
DreamWorks Animation falls somewhere in the middle of the road in terms of great animated filmmakers. Even with the highs of Shrek or Prince of …
Movie Review: Drive-Away Dolls
Drive-Away Dolls is a movie of almosts. The movie was almost titled Drive-Away Dykes, which, the powers that be determined to be too cancellable to …
Movie Review: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
We’ve all seen the montages of insanity. And the loving spoofs/homages. Nicholas Cage is a one of a kind talent in Hollywood today, somehow indebted …
Movie Review: The Bubble
The breaking of a funny bone is simultaneously a right of passage for every funny person, and a sad, horrible day I don’t wish on …
Movie Review: Wonder Woman 1984
Wonder Woman 1984 is a movie consumed by hype. The 2017 film was a marvel (one time, I promise) when it came out, with a …