Movie Review: Iron Lung
This is the most enthusiastic two star review I have given in a long time. Most movies in this realm are major disappointments. Iron Lung …
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Movie Review: Five Nights At Freddy’s 2
FNAF is back! Like there was any doubt. The first made a gagillion dollars, meaning we’re at least gonna complete the main 4 video game …
Movie Review: Five Nights At Freddy’s
The less backstory the better. Video game to movie adaptations work best when there isn’t a rich deep story tapestry. Last of Us TV Show, …
Movie Review: Gran Turismo
This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the movie being …
Movie Review: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
If you ask Nintendo who they made this movie for there’s probably two demographics: 8 year old kids, and their 35 to 50 year old …
Movie Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 2
I don’t know why, but I was pretty giddy for Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Some of it is nostalgia: I loved the Sonic games growing …
Movie Review: Free Guy
Jim Gaffigan brilliantly pointed out once how fruitcake is one of our great disappointments, combining two things people love into something hideous. Video games and …
Movie Review: Sonic The Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog can proudly stand alongside the Power Rangers movie. You might think a 2.5/5 score for a movie is bad, but for a …
Jumanji: The Next Level
Video games have levels that are pretty similar. There’s an escalating series of people to fight, leading to a Boss. Jumanji: The Next Level, takes …
Movie Review: Ready Player One
I want you to look closely at the picture I used to promote Ready Player One. How you respond to the picture will tell you …