Movie Review: The Blackening
Even by the 1990s I knew how condescending and racist it was that the black character would die first in every horror movie. Hollywood is …
Horror
Movie Review: Evil Dead Rise
I suppose IP matters more than anything in 2023. Evil Dead Rise needs the name for the movie to get made. But I’m pretty sure …
Movie Review: Beau Is Afraid
Terrible thing to live, in fear. All I want is for things to make sense, where I won’t have to be afraid all the time. …
Movie Review: Renfield
I’m pretty sure the pitch for Renfield got no farther than “Nic Cage is playing Dracula.” If it were just that, the movie would be …
Movie Review: Scream VI
Man the Scream franchise found the perfect corner. The movies can come and go as they please, built for commenting on the current state of …
Movie Review: Knock at the Cabin
Yes the Sixth Sense is that good. M. Night Shyamalan will never outdue his incredible first feature, but it’s not for lack of trying. Like …
Movie Review: Infinity Pool
I don’t think Brandon Cronenberg knows what an Infinity Pool is. They’re supposed to be awesome, expansive water hangs, giving you an incredible view of …
Movie Review: M3GAN
The January post New Years horror release is usually dumped into theaters unceremoniously. You know, something studios want to forget. Well, that’s not the case …
Movie Review: Bones and All
Call it the Armie Hammer effect. After spending time with a vile, real life cannibal, Luca Guadagnino and Timothee Chalamet found a safe space to …
Movie Review: Halloween Ends
Turns out the Shape was a shrug emoji. Halloween Ends with a whimper: a convoluted afterthought originating from one of the greatest movies ever made. …