Movie Review: Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom reminds me of a certain type of sports team. We’re a few years removed from that team’s peak, and slowly …
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Movie Review: The Marvels
We’re in dark days for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. A few years of post Endgame mediocre movies, The Spider-Verse, and Barbenheimer have started to push …
Movie Review: Blue Beetle
This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the movie being …
Movie Review: Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
It was time to start over. Well, in the era of IP, sorta start over. For Transformers, like professional sports, that means 2 things. Fire …
Movie Review: The Flash
How you feel about The Flash is maybe the ultimate movie Rorschach test. If you’re someone like Tom Cruise, you think it’s the greatest movie …
Movie Review: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
If you’re a Star Wars fan, you should be really pissed now. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller were originally slated to do the Han Solo …
Movie Review: Fast X
X gon give it to ya fo sho! Even DMX’s drunken driving would be right at home in Fast X, a movie completely drunk on …
Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
So this latest phase of Marvel movies has been, well, a pretty big disappointment. Marvel needed a win pretty bad. And in come the Guardians …
Movie Review: Shazam! Fury of the Gods
[SPOILER ALERT]…watch nothing before seeing Shazam! Fury of the Gods, it gives away some good stuff!
Movie Review: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
I guess you can get a little bigger when you get smaller. I mean, when you’ve got People’s Sexiest Man Alive and a star on …