Movie Review: Touch
The double whammy of a happy surprise! Like Mars Express earlier this year, Touch arrives and dips into waters I did NOT expect. Why? Well, …
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Movie Review: Twisters
It was only a matter of time. 1996’s Twister made too much money to stay on the IP shelf for too long. But since the …
Movie Review: Young Woman and the Sea
It’s sad, but predictable. In a vacuum, Young Woman and the Sea, is old fashioned and sweet in all the good ways. 20ish years ago, …
Movie Review: Longlegs
Most horror movies want their audiences to feel like they’re descending into hell. Most horror movies also can’t pull this off with their stories, relying …
Movie Review: Thelma
Liam Neeson has aged himself out of his Taken persona. Same with Keanu Reeves, who went out in a blaze of John Wick Glory. So …
Movie Review: Fancy Dance
The biggest issue with Killers of the Flower Moon is that it took focus away from Lily Gladstone and the Native American parts of that …
Movie Review: The Imaginary
For some reason, we’ve been bombarded with imaginary friend movies in 2024, including a bad horror film, and an aggressively mediocre Ryan Reynolds one. So …
Movie Review: Daddio
A few years back, Tom Hardy did this movie, Locke, where he just sits in his car for an hour and a half, and answers …
Movie Review: Kill
On sheer quantity alone, the beats of Indian action movies can grow very tiresome if the action isn’t great. Some giant quasi superhero movie star …
Movie Review: MaXXXine
Pearl‘s story is done…but her legacy lives on, in Maxine Minx. Ti West and Mia Goth finish their epic slasher trilogy with MaXXXine. The setting, …