Movie Review: The VelociPastor
In the time of social distancing, pandemics, and streaming service smorgasbords, you can find all sorts of movies to pass the time. Catch up on …
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Movie Review: Downhill
It’s amazing Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Will Ferrell haven’t done anything together. Before Downhill, they had never even met! I hope they do something else in …
Movie Review: Sonic The Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog can proudly stand alongside the Power Rangers movie. You might think a 2.5/5 score for a movie is bad, but for a …
Movie Review: Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker
There will inevitably be [SPOILERS] below, so don’t read until you’ve seen Episode IX.
Movie Review: Midway
Midway had Roland Emmerich at Dick Best. That’s right. One of America’s greatest heroes, one of the reasons the United States won the Battle of …
Movie Review: Terminator: Dark Fate
Expectations are very high for Terminator: Dark Fate. James Cameron is back, and along for the ride is badass Sarah Conner herself, Linda Hamilton. Cameron …
Movie Review: Harriet
Even though she’s not on the $20 bill (yet), Harriet Tubman remains one of the great American crusaders of all time. At this point in …
Movie Review: Gemini Man
The match everyone wanted to see: It’s Aladdin vs. The Fresh Prince! A Will Smith vs. Will Smith mono e mono of epic proportions, directed …
Movie Review: Judy
Somewhere over the rainbow, Dorothy read Bridget Jones’s Diary. Renee Zellweger merges her own acting history with the aging Judy Garland, to craft a wonderful, …
Movie Review: Abominable
Abominable is why Dreamworks Animation can be so frustrating at times. While Pixar and Disney push their storytelling with every new film, Dreamworks is content …