Movie Review: Love, Guaranteed
I still don’t think there’s a perfect movie about the world of modern online dating yet. We’ve gotten some good TV shows about the subject …
2.5 Star Reviews
Movie Review: The Willoughbys
Roald Dahl. Tim Burton. Wes Anderson. The talented artists like these gentlemen are wavelength artists. What the hell does that mean? Well, basically, there’s no …
Movie Review: The Lovebirds
To say I was excited to see a comedy involving Issa Rae and Kumail Nanjiani is an understatement. Two of the funniest, charming people on …
Movie Review: Twilight
In my years of watching movies, there are a few rules I’ve learned to go by. One such rule is that a great screenplay can …
Movie Review: The VelociPastor
In the time of social distancing, pandemics, and streaming service smorgasbords, you can find all sorts of movies to pass the time. Catch up on …
Movie Review: Downhill
It’s amazing Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Will Ferrell haven’t done anything together. Before Downhill, they had never even met! I hope they do something else in …
Movie Review: Sonic The Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog can proudly stand alongside the Power Rangers movie. You might think a 2.5/5 score for a movie is bad, but for a …
Movie Review: 6 Underground
Over the years, several Optimius Prime monologues have contributed to Michael Bay turning himself into a director that takes himself too seriously, thinking he’s saying …
Movie Review: Midway
Midway had Roland Emmerich at Dick Best. That’s right. One of America’s greatest heroes, one of the reasons the United States won the Battle of …
Movie Review: Terminator: Dark Fate
Expectations are very high for Terminator: Dark Fate. James Cameron is back, and along for the ride is badass Sarah Conner herself, Linda Hamilton. Cameron …