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Movie Review: Gods of Egypt

Gods of Egypt will forever be a “turn off your brain” staple on cable or on demand. This movie is stupid, explosiony, lazy fluff. The …

And out come the restless housewives. Fifty Shades of Grey drops just in time for Valentine’s Day. Obviously, there is lots of pants dropping, but …

If halfway through making a film you realize the movie is kinda crappy, might as well make it as bonkers as possible right? Jupiter Ascending …

Annie is a beloved musical with timeless songs. 2014 Annie wants to be a modern remake of a classic but will just end up a …

Eva Green should fire her agent. This is her second feature this year where she admirably tries to save a movie that doesn’t deserve her …

The old action heroes get a little bit older in Expendables 3. Sly Stallone clearly loves an 80s macho shoot em up, and here he …

Let’s Be Cops has one of the worst premises in recent memory. Watching two idiots get in over their heads imitating cops because they want …

You can also read this review in LunaLunaMag. Tammy is a study of expectations. The previews were less than appetizing, showing off how funny it …

Seth MacFarlane’s personality infuses A Million Ways to Die in the West. As such, the movie is a frustrating mix of brilliant gags and teenage …

Thanks to TV and movies, Beach Resort paradises seem like a very weird place. People seem so consumed by the next big thing that what …