Movie Review: Turtles All the Way Down
All hail the king of teen dramas, John Green. The Youtuber Novelist (explaining this to Jane Austen would have been incredible) has this very specific …
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Movie Review: Uprising
I’m kinda pissed the Netflix algorithm didn’t push Uprising harder. Instead of getting some over hyped mediocre drama from an over the hill actor, I’d …
Movie Review: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
With Halloween in the rear view mirror, the avalanche of Christmas movies is about to begin. Amidst the endless “overworked female city dweller falls in …
Movie Review: The Shadow Strays
And that’s how you decapitate somebody! Timo Tjahjanto as far as I’m concerned deserves an honorary Oscar as a part of completely revitalizing the action …
Movie Review: Woman of the Hour
Anna Kendrick is on a mission. Other than a troll film here and there, post pandemic she’s really been digging into heavy dramas and thrillers, …
Movie Review: We Live In Time
Highs and lows. Director John Crowley has those on his resume. Brooklyn is one of the best movies about immigrants I’ve ever seen, but The …
Movie Review: The Apprentice
At this point, we’ve all had some sort of experience with Donald Trump. Since the mid 2000s, the real estate titan turned reality TV star …
Movie Review: The Outrun
Movies about alcoholics are usually about people on the other side of the life hill, very sad, looking for a way back from the brink …
Movie Review: It’s What’s Inside
Netflix knows it’s October, too. I expected a bunch of 2-2.5 star cheap cash grab horror tales over the course of the month like all …
Movie Review: Transformers One
Time is a flat circle. Ok, referencing a great R rated TV series to talk about Transformers was dumb, I get that. But that doesn’t …