Movie Review: You Hurt My Feelings
Movie studios, sometimes you can hurt my feelings. Spending all that money on big special effects, humungous movie stars, and sales pitches is nice. But …
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Movie Review: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
If you’re a Star Wars fan, you should be really pissed now. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller were originally slated to do the Han Solo …
Movie Review: Fool’s Paradise
Fool’s Paradise was one of those sad viewings. Being a big It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan, I couldn’t have been more excited to see …
Movie Review: The Starling Girl
The Starling Girl firmly plants its flag in Karl Marx’s view of religion. An opiate of the masses, fundamentalist religious beliefs in conservative communities are …
Movie Review: L’immensita
It’s easy to make a movie about families helping each other and loving one another. It’s also easy to make a psychotic family that gets …
Movie Review: The Mother
I’ve seen enough JLo action comedies. People forget, she’s a sneaky great dramatic actor when she wants to be. The Mother simply removes the comedy …
Movie Review: Fast X
X gon give it to ya fo sho! Even DMX’s drunken driving would be right at home in Fast X, a movie completely drunk on …
Movie Review: Book Club: The Next Chapter
I’ve been searching for the perfect descriptor for movies like Book Club: The Next Chapter. These films are not going for transcendence like the Godfather, …
Movie Review: Evil Dead Rise
I suppose IP matters more than anything in 2023. Evil Dead Rise needs the name for the movie to get made. But I’m pretty sure …
Movie Review: BlackBerry
The Social Network transitioned the classic rise and fall story about power and capitalism to the modern age, showing how tech nerds were just as …