2016 Warm Weather Movie Preview: April
2016 Warm Weather Movie Preview: April

2016 Warm Weather Movie Preview: April

April sprinkles some charming, but probably forgettable fare into the cineplexes:

Rings

 

RINGS

The Good: Samara was one of the scariest movie characters of the new millennium.

The Bad: Emphasis on WAS.

Prediction:

There will be BOO! moments, and “Boo” moments in equal measure.

 

Gods Not Dead 2

GOD’S NOT DEAD 2

The Good: Melissa Joan Hart is alive.

The Bad: Sequel to a surprise hit is almost always gonna fail.

Prediction:

A message movie with overly simplistic logic and a pandering message.

Green Room

 

GREEN ROOM

The Good: Weird premise with pieces of Deliverance.

The Bad: Feels like its going to go for shocks only.

Prediction:

Green Room feels like it will get overhyped only to underwhelm a little. It will probably be scary though.

The Boss

 

THE BOSS

The Good: Melissa McCarthy is almost always reliably funny.

The Bad: McCarthy and her husband (as director) teamed up last with Tammy, a mediocre broad road trip comedy.

Prediction:

McCarthy driven films not by Paul Feig are shaky at best, and this feels like it will push the physical humor too hard.

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DEMOLITION

The Good: Jake Gyllenhaal joins with the Dallas Buyers Club and Wild director.

The Bad: The writer is a relative newcomer.

Prediction:

Gyllenhaal can make most any film captivating, and where the movie will go is a complete mystery based on early watches.

Hardcore Henry

 

HARDCORE HENRY

The Good: A literal first person shooter film, a very bold premise with some crazy action sequences lined up.

The Bad: The inevitable video game/movie merger is directed by a first timer? Not smart.

Prediction:

Hardcore Henry is either going to be a revolutionary stepping stone  for the action movie or something completely stupidly bonkers. Either way, should be fascinating.

The Jungle Book

 

THE JUNGLE BOOK

The Good: A great story in which the CGI has caught up to real life, and directed by a guy who can stage an action sequence or two.

The Bad: Favreau hasn’t had a whole lot of success since Tony Stark featured prominently in his films.

Prediction:

Mowgli and his lovely pack of animals should be popcorn entertainment for everyone, plus Bill Murray!

Everybody Wants Some

 

EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!

The Good: The director of this movie is one of the best working directors today, Richard Linklater, and he already made a version of this film, Dazed and Confused.

The Bad: I guess the cast is relatively untested?

Prediction:

If you’re feeling especially nostalgic for college, the 80s, baseball, or good movie dialogue, then this film should be your ticket.

Sing Street

 

SING STREET

The Good: John Carney is one of the best directors at weaving music into his films, which are also captivating stories.

The Bad: Lots of unknown Irish and English actors and potentially for some, 80s music.

Prediction:

John Carney has directed in my opinion the greatest musical of all time, and another fantastic one. I doubt he’ll stop here, especially since it’s at his home country.

The Huntsman Winters War

 

THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR

The Good: Kristen Stewart is replaced by Emily Blunt AND Jessica Chastain.

The Bad: Creative overhaul of a borderline crappy original given to a first time director does not sound too great.

Prediction:

The campier this movie gets, the better it will be, since that will match the gaudy sets and costumes.

Keanu

 

KEANU

The Good: Key and Peele are electric comedians: and now with an adorable kitten.

The Bad: Key and Peele have never starred in a movie before.

Prediction:

Even with the cautious “this looks like a sketch dragged out for an hour and a half” warning signs, creative people find ways to make your time worth it.

Mothers Day

 

MOTHER’S DAY

The Good: A thing you can do with your Mom if you don’t want to talk to each other.

The Bad: When’s the last time Kate Hudson, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, and especially Garry Marshall made anything relevant?

Prediction:

Schmaltzy Crap.

MUST SEE: April 15. Jungle Book, Everybody Wants Some!!, and Sing Street all come out on the same day. Hopefully it’s rainy so you can justify staying inside.

MUST SKIP: Mother’s Day. Oh god, I mean skip the movie, not the day!!

MOST INTRIGUING: Keanu is close, but Hardcore Henry has so much more of a chance of being good or reprehensible, with no in between.

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