Movie Review: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
If you ask Nintendo who they made this movie for there’s probably two demographics: 8 year old kids, and their 35 to 50 year old …
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Movie Review: Wendell and Wild
Wendell and Wild should get you giddy. Pair the horror musings of Jordan Peele with the off-kilter stop motion magic of Henry Selick, the Nightmare …
Movie Review: Robert Zemeckis’s Pinocchio
What happened? Disney took 3 things I usually love: Pinocchio, Tom Hanks, and director Robert Zemeckis, and somehow combined them into this unholy concoction that’s …
Movie Review: Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers
Like most people, I was surprised that Disney hadn’t tried to reboot Who Framed Roger Rabbit? yet. Turns out, they’ve just been prepping its successor. …
Movie Review: The Bubble
The breaking of a funny bone is simultaneously a right of passage for every funny person, and a sad, horrible day I don’t wish on …
Movie Review: The Prom
Ah the prom. The highs and lows. The best night of a young life. Or the worst one. Hey, at least Ryan Murphy finds a …
Movie Review: Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey
If you’re a director, I honestly don’t know why you would make a movie about an eccentric inventor. It’s got everything you’d want right? You …
Movie Review: Dolemite Is My Name
The worst thing that happened to Eddie Murphy might have been a script. When left to his own devices, Murphy is as brilliant a comedian …
Movie Review: The Lion King (2019)
I recently watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers. That movie is about pods who look and act like real people but are just empty shells. …
Movie Review: Toy Story 4
There’s a class of adults that easily dismiss animated fare because its target audience is children. They’re convinced that movies about kids lack the emotional …