Movie Review: Single All the Way
Some time in the 2010s, we learned 2 things: 1) you can only watch the same 8 classic Christmas movies before you get bored, and …
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Movie Review: Ghostbusters: Afterlife
I campaign for Ghostbusters: Afterlife to be a cynicism test barometer. If you’re a cynical person, you will despise this film, hating the film even …
Movie Review: Prisoners of the Ghostland
I think we’re at the point in movie history where we get one great Nicholas Cage movie a year out of what I assume are …
Movie Review: Blue Bayou
A lot of Oscar films usually advocate for a particular cause. Something important, highlighting a segment of the population usually not covered by Marvel or …
Movie Review: Cinderella (2021)
The problem with retelling a story as famous as Cinderella is the fear of audience alienation. Stray too far from the main tale, and the …
Movie Review: The Tomorrow War
Summer blockbuster season isn’t just for the theatre anymore. Amazon Prime is out here giving you that Chris Pratt vs. Aliens ft. Time Travel movie …
Movie Review: F9: The Fast Saga
And the Fast and Furious franchise has hit self aware mode. What started as a street racing Point Break ripoff has now become an international …
Movie Review: Mortal Kombat (2021)
TEST YOUR MIGHT, Warner Brothers! We live in a world of movie franchises now. So the production company went into their archives and dug out …
Movie Review: Justice League: The Snyder Cut
Greta Gerwig nailed it in Little Women. There’s a relationship between art and business. Tip too far in either direction and the result is usually …
Movie Review: Ammonite
Bridgerton aside, Ammonite is proof that the British do NOT do romance as well as the French. Celine Sciamma’s Portrait of a Lady on Fire …