Movie Review: My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3
This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the movie being …
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Movie Review: The Little Mermaid
I’m onto your game Disney. You have to bring something different storywise to the table in your live action remakes, or else to me your …
Movie Review: Shotgun Wedding
Shotgun weddings are usually done to hide a pregnancy. Well when J-Lo is involved, a shotgun wedding actually involves a shotgun. The movie is a …
Movie Review: Empire of Light
Every director has to go back to their past apparently. Empire of Light is another one I wish didn’t Sam Mendes, I love a lot …
Movie Review: Disenchanted
I had wanted an Enchanted sequel for years. The Amy Adams movie from 2007 is one of my favorite Disney creations: their version of The …
Movie Review: Armageddon Time
Make something personal. That’s the advice given to EVERY moviemaker on the planet. Well, James Gray, I hope you go back to space, or the …
Movie Review: Black Adam
Black Adam continues DC Comics frustrating pursuit of a cinematic universe. There were highish hopes for this one: I mean, the Rock kinda feels like …
Movie Review: Halloween Ends
Turns out the Shape was a shrug emoji. Halloween Ends with a whimper: a convoluted afterthought originating from one of the greatest movies ever made. …
Movie Review: Don’t Worry Darling
Tumultuous. Don’t Worry Darling has been doomed from the get go with its litany of offscreen drama. Did director Olivia Wilde hookup with Harry Styles? …
Movie Review: Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero
My entry into Japanese anime storytelling was not Spirited Away or My Neighbor Totoro, unfortunately. Instead, it was Dragon Ball Z (DBZ), a martial arts …